You had to wait weeks to get to second base with your high school honey, right? This is way better, and you will only have to wait a couple of hours. Brisket kills. Sausage rocks. Do it.
Meat church tent revival with a preacher who don't mess around. Save your soul with the meat miracle that is the beef rib.
This sausage fest doesn't need any ladies. But please bring some anyway. Seriously. Get the sausage.
If your BBQ's a pity, don't see Smitty. Get your brisket fix at the joint where Elvis would eat.
