"It is not all about bling and commercial glitz, it's about the unique, not the same old mundane crap!"
"If you are looking for a gift that no one else will bring to a party, especially if you want one with a religious bent, you will be sure to find it here! Great Mall People!"
"At G & A hairstyling, you can get get a runway cut, because they have stylists that do fashion shows! (Shhh! Don't spread that around!)."
"There are great kitsch shops, and the best girls club-clothing store a boy has ever seen!"
"The Mall that time forgot... contrary to the puppies who are indicating this an '80s mall, it is actually unchanged in architectural style since the '70s."