Jennifer Nowicki

"Come bearing treats to placate Bebe..."

"Try not to stare too hard at the interesting assortment of ghetto people that hang out in this section of the center..."

"It's breaking and entering if you're checking into my apartment without an invite..."

"Pack the box as full as possible, then seal it up tight so nothing comes out..."

"Come here for your cheese and frozen vegetables. Always a good sale."

"Come bearing treats..."