Chirsty

"When leaving on the District Line in the morning rush hour(s) the first train to go is always the one most full, which is often not the one on the tannoy announcements or display board."

"Be prepared for that 'Final Destination' feeling when your train stops in the middle of the bridge..."

"A cup of coffee and a biscuit will go a long way to soothing the savage beast on a bad day - get the kettle on!!"

"Be prepared for a LONG queue if it's a sunny week night: everyone heads here but no extra staff serving at the bar."

"At high tide you can get 'stuck in the pub' for a good hour or two until the water recedes, unless the guy is out with his row boat. Great excuse to get another round in..."

"Best Ploughmans ever: Cheddar, Stilton, ham hock, pâté, pork pie, tomato, salad, apple, cornichon pickles, pickled onions and a warm roll with butter."