Chris Wheatley

"Wear some perfume or aftershave. Not so much it gives you a headache and spoils the film, but enough to mask the funny smell."

"Great fun. Try the veal!"

"The new parking charge, £1 all day, is fine as there's now a proper, larger, car park. But the new cafe is sooooo expensive!"

"Park as close as you can to the petrol station end. Much easier to get out of the car park."

"Try the veal."

"Great little cafe. Try the veal."