"Patio is nice. Sit outside. What are you a vampire? It’s good for you. Mezcal Michelada got me drunk as I talked to my ex about my other ex and how hard it is being successful freelance creatives. 5/7"
Breakfast
· Los Angeles, United States
8.4"This restaurant gave me crabs. Also now all of my clothes are bedazzled, my hair has been straightened and someone seems to have tattooed eyeliner on me. 1/7 YEAH-EE-YEAAAAHS!"
Bar
· West Hollywood, United States
8.9"Your call...make an appointment, wait 3 months and forget it OR go at 7am and wait 2.5 hours. It’s the DVM, what would it be without tedium and bureaucracy? 7644/2166 stamped forms in triplicate"
Government
· Los Angeles, United States
"They had legally edible substances that fit into my mouth and were chewable. Digestibility tbd. 2/3 chihuahuas."
Fast Food
· Los Angeles, United States
6.6"Rice bowls. Oat milk lattes. Be nice to the staff, they are great."
Café
· Los Angeles, United States
7.8"They had lots of gas."
Fuel Station
· Dunnigan, United States
5.4