Crispin Heath

"Have you bought your 3D glasses?"

"Brilliant local. Shows don't start until the last audience member is sitting comfortably. Great red wine and goant chocolate buttons too."

"Try the augmented reality kiosks for the City lego sets"

"Great baked potatoes"

"Definitely a better option for cards than Ozone 2 doors down"

"If you're going eastbound on the circle or metroploitan line. It's a goof idea to go further up the platform at rush hour. You're more likely to get on."