The nachos are DOPE and if you don't order tacos you are a silly person. Not great mojitos… stick with margaritas
This place is obviously a tourist trap, but the "BBQ" (fried) oysters are definitely tasty, as is the crab cake. Extensive whiskey collection.
Easily one of the top 10 collections of three-dimensional ceramic depictions of pre-Inca anal sex
I'm sure they make a good pisco sour, but treat yourself to something more interesting
Definitely worth seeing before you trek out to Machu Picchu. The English plaques are about a tenth the size of the Spanish ones, though, so bring your reading glasses…
Incredible, the best food in Cusco. If you're thinking of getting the ceviche, consider the tiradito instead — truly special. The crispy piglet is also out of this world.
Obviously get a pisco sour. And if you don't start your meal with either a ceviche or the octopus, you might as well just leave Peru
If you're afraid you won't be able to find an overpriced gift shop, fear not! There's at least two to choose from.
If you tell the salespeople what adventure you're going on and when you're going, they'll know exactly how to outfit you
Super weird, but you can't take food from one of the mini restaurants and eat it in one of the other mini restaurants. So figure out where and what you would most like to eat.
PSA: any drinks you get at the bar outside DONT'T count toward your two-dink minimum
