David Staples

"If you miss the long lines of Disney World, just come and weave your way through the afternoon car line."

"If you feel your life span is a little long for your taste, stop in here for a stuffed jalapeño and cheese burger combo. Splurge for the shake too! That should help trim a few years off."

"This school doesn't suck nearly as bad as you would imagine or as you may have heard."

"Best fried pickles I've ever had. Great value - especially on the chicken tenders. They are HUGE!"

"If you live here, be ready to have your water shut off almost weekly during the summer to fix "problems with the water main." Also plan on waiting at least a week for repairs - if you hassle them."