Dominic Paris

"Excellent food."

"It’s certainly something. Some art is so abstract I don’t think it belongs there but don’t go if you’re squeamish."

"No buying booze after 8 PM. What is this a communist state?"

"This island is a hot mess. Lyft was rerouted about four or five times obeying the guards and the traffic laws in order to finally get to our cruise ship. That whole thing needs to be redesigned"

"Very hot waiter."

"This place has a nice building, but the roads and parking structures that lead to it lead to a giant mess."