"You're gonna charge me for air? Congrats- I just switched gas stations..."
Fuel Station
· Etobicoke, Canada
5.8"Paulener beer in the Irish pub tastes like sour bananas"
"Manager screwed up my order and ripped me off of a bagel. No receipt, no recourse. Get a receipt."
Coffee Shop
· Toronto, Canada
5.8"Parts of this park are under water. Watch your step..."
"Best falafel in town. No, wait, that might not be right... Best enterprise monitoring software in town! Yeah, that's better... :)"