"This is the worst parking lot design ever. Those with monocular vision need not apply. Also assholes, Stop means Stop! You will lose 3 years of your life everytime you drive here."
Mall
· Orlando, United States
8.4"Most of the people that shop here are f'n lamebrains who merit a bat to their heads. One idiot left their cart in the line, what is this? The f'n DMZ?! Staff is nice, Sublix rule the day. Shudap Gam!"
Grocery Store
· Orlando, United States
9.2"Great selection of cupcakes, innovative flavors and so fresh. Gluten free cupcakes are awesome too and it is Gfree not that combined horseshit vegan/gfree crap. My go to cupcake place over Blue Bird."
Desserts
· Orlando, United States
9.1"This place is the real dealio! True farm to table and the scotch eggs are so f'n good! Cocktails are amazing with hard to get craft beers, you will not feel cheated like how my Russian ex-gf did me!"
Gastropub
· Orlando, United States
7.7"Food is good; gluten free menu has many options. The service sucks donkeydongs. Server left check before we finished dinner. Guess we didn'twantdrinks or dessert ya moron!!! I need anger management."
Italian
· Orlando, United States
7.9"Food is good, cold buckwheat noodles in red pepper sauce will even make Oh Dae-Su/Oldboy proud! Service is slow and there's always an angry old man customer who smells of ciggies."
Korean
· Oviedo, United States
8.0