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Hal Kirkland

Hal Kirkland

New York, NY
  • 54 Tips
  • 83 Followers
  • 73 Following
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New York
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Los Angeles
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San Francisco
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New Orleans
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Anaheim
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Miami Beach
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Venice
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Southampton
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Hal Kirkland
2 places updated
2 places including Syrup, Za'atar
Hal Kirkland
1 places updated
1 place including W Retreat & Spa - Vieques Island
    Hal's Recent Tips
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    "Ever since 1600 Vine's RubaDubDubStepHotTub Party of late May 2014 (seen here) there has been a mysterious spate of pregnancies inflicting any one entering the water with a uterus. Caution is advised!"
    Hal KirklandHal Kirkland · July 21, 2014
    Pool
    · Los Angeles, United States
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    "The Final Destination airplane freak out joke almost always ends badly. Terrified plane travelers tend to lose their sense of humor at zero thousand feet. Be warned, airport cops will beat you."
    Hal KirklandHal Kirkland · June 26, 2014
    International Airport
    · Queens, United States
    6.4
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    "The apparitions that haunt the entrance hallway aren't dangerous. While it's still ill-advised to wear crucifix style jewelry or mumble your favorite bible passages, they will only attack if provoked."
    Hal KirklandHal Kirkland · October 16, 2013
    Asian
    · New York, United States
    8.8
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    "DON'T under any circumstances mistake this for the service knocker.It drives the staff, as nice as they are, insane!The fact that it's in the corridor and not in the actual restaurant accentuates this"
    Hal KirklandHal Kirkland · October 16, 2013
    Asian
    · New York, United States
    8.8
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    "The 26 armed statue makes an incredible latte. Make sure ask for one after ur meal. Extremely lucky patrons may even get a neck massage and yes, it does groups."
    Hal KirklandHal Kirkland · October 16, 2013
    Asian
    · New York, United States
    8.8
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    "If at all possible, try returning ur vehicle the right way up. Staff tend to freak out when u skid to a halt on the flame ridden roof of ur car. Even bold travelers might find the experience awkward"
    Hal KirklandHal Kirkland · October 6, 2013
    Rental Car
    · Los Angeles, United States
    7.7