Hermann Mazard

"Park the car on the street. The driveway s easy to get up but way too steep to drive down in reverse."

"GOSSIP - On Wed, Aug 3, 2011, famed artist Helen Marden bitchslapped socialite Helen Lee Shifter, after alleging an affair with her husband in the Hamptons the weekend prior. http://pge.sx/1unDakl"

"There are three times as many two person kayaks as those built for one. Bring a date or come in even pairs."

"Call ahead for take-out and add 15 minutes to whatever time they tell you. Even then, it'll still be late. The only thing wrong with Haiti are Haitians"

"You can get a lot of work done at the Yale Library on the 4th floor. Lots of tables and outlets, best of all, wifi is free."

"Take the #2/ #3/ #4/ #5 train to 125th Street and catch the M60 bus to the airport. Total cost $2.25; total time to / from midtown 46 minutes."