Jessica Shepherd

"Long lines. Get ready to wait. Have coupons ready."

"The bacon, egg, cheese, and potato burrito with a little bit of beans and rice inside- perfect burrito! So yummy! Don't forget the red sauce!"

"Service here sucks. Don't waste your time trying to get help or sympathy from these people."

"The people that own this house are despicable people. Disgusting in true form. Don't have them as landlords or they will try to kill you. Really, they're murderers. Hahaha"

"Try not to run over unattended children in the parking lot. Try to aim for the parents!"

"Try not to run over screaming and unattended children in the parking lot!"