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John The Bastard

John The Bastard

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Mountain View, CA · Superuser icon?Superuser Level 2
  • 62 Tips
  • 129 Followers
  • 118 Following
  • 51 Lists
John's Lists in All Cities
  • Portland
  • San Francisco
  • Houston
  • Kailua
  • Santa Clara
  • Madrid
  • San Jose
  • Mountain View
  • Guarulhos
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John's Top Cities
Portland
18 Tips
San Francisco
1 List Created · 3 Tips
Houston
1 List Created · 3 Tips
Kailua
4 Tips
Santa Clara
1 List Created · 2 Tips
Madrid
1 List Created · 2 Tips
San Jose
2 Lists Created · 1 Tip
Mountain View
1 List Created · 1 Tip
Guarulhos
2 Tips
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John's Recent Lists
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3 places updated September 23, 2023
3 places including cherubini coffee house, Aziza, Town
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1 places updated April 20, 2023
1 place including Fleet Coffee Co
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7 places updated June 29, 2022
7 places including Hidden Omakase, BB's Tex-Orleans Cooking!, Mico’s Hot Chicken, Patton’s
John The Bastard
1 places updated February 23, 2022
1 place including Garo’s Basturma
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5 places updated November 10, 2021
5 places including Pastora, Madrid & Darracott, La Pescadería, La Venencia
John The Bastard
3 places updated November 1, 2021
3 places including De Kas, Anne Frank House, Scandinavian Embassy
    John's Recent Tips
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    "This is my favorite garden at the Huntington."
    John The BastardJohn The Bastard · November 12, 2023
    Garden
    · San Marino, United States
    8.9
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    "The savory crepes are huge, but bland. Pretty much the opposite of what I want from a crepe."
    John The BastardJohn The Bastard · April 17, 2023
    Restaurant
    · Santa Clara, United States
    7.4
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    "The worst Mai Tai I’ve ever had."
    John The BastardJohn The Bastard · March 4, 2023
    Italian
    · Waikoloa, United States
    6.8
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    "If your croissant isn’t flakey, is it even a croissant?"
    John The BastardJohn The Bastard · May 14, 2022
    Bakery
    · Sunnyvale, United States
    7.1
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    "Forgot I came here 3 years ago and hated it. This time the rogan josh was inedibly salty. Worst curry I’ve ever had."
    John The BastardJohn The Bastard · January 19, 2022
    Indian
    · Mountain View, United States
    5.7
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    "Eat outside if the weather permits. Noise level in the dining room gets above 85 decibels—loud enough to cause hearing damage."
    John The BastardJohn The Bastard · January 2, 2022
    Pub
    · Katy, United States
    7.2