Joseph Teo

"beware of some cabbies telling you they have no change especially to Kuta which is about 60k rp. and they charged you 70k rp. My case was I have no small change but to tip him another 30-40k."

"private pool, surround sound theater system, butler and massage canopy."

"Jogoya use to be nice but now it is the worse."

"Oh u need 20 minutes to cook steamed rice, but you've got Nasi lemak!"

"Lousy service. Ordered for more than half an hour, food is still not served."

"The Tori Teriyaki is heavenly. You can fly!"