Kevin Cantwell

"Definitely gone downhill menu-wise and service-wise"

"Just the tip."

"If your order doesn't come within 15 mins it's because they forgot about you"

"Don't stay in the Villa across the road. It sleeps a lot, but it's kind of inconvenient to walk down the street to the main resort and there's no river view. Also inconvenient to get ahold of staff."

"Love this place. Waiters remember you and say things like "Talk to me" when you sit down."

"The dude sits outside all day surrounded by junk and playing air guitar. It's creepy."