Kirk Strauser

"Amazing Katsu curry. Order 3x spicy for some nice after-lunch hallucination."

"Sweet Jesus on a pogo stick, I can die happy. In fact, the steak and potato skillet may put me in my grave. Totally worth it, though."

"Porchetta. Porchetta! Por! Che! Tta! You know you want one. You need one!"

"Go online to set up your Clipper Card to auto-reload when it runs out of money. Never wait in line again!"

"You can't go wrong with an Americano."

"Have the Italian sausage sandwich. It's the best I've had."