Kevin Wright

"Nice small venue, but sucks when its a full show and the balcony isn't open. Then they force you onto the floor and squeeze in between tables and other people who were there first."

"Put the lotion in the basket!"

"Conveniently schedule an appointment for a certain time, sit for 45 minutes and watch other people get helped before you."

"Have fun waiting 3 hours for a routine checkup."

"Have fun when the water gets shut off because of "main breaks" multiple times a month."

"I'm pretty sure the girl at the window brought her kid to work. Either that or she was calling me "sweetie" and telling me to "drop it""