"Blip Blup Zop. I am a cute robot carrying paper around. Blop Zip."
"Internet only exists in lobby and has to be acquired in pre-paid cards, but is fast enough for Skype calls."
"There is no time of day when you won't find a crowd. The line moves fast, though. Worth the small wait."
Bakery
· Lisboa, Portugal
8.9"Absolutely excellent. Keep in mind that when they say "very spicy" it is no understatement."
Indian
· Lisboa, Portugal
9.3"A maior barata que já vi na vida. E o staff reagiu como se fosse normalíssimo. Não voltarei."
Coffee Shop
· Lisboa, Portugal
5.5"Extra: Temporary Exhibit of Catapults and Siege Weapons is an insult to tourists. The models could be interesting, but the texts are copy-pasted without context and physically hard to read. Shameful."
Monument
· Guimarães, Portugal
9.2