Melissa Wilson

"If you wake the baby you get to take care of him."

"The baked snow is to die for! You must try it!"

"When the Chili's hostess says "your server will be right with you." She's lying. Don't eat here unless you have at least an hour."

"Every time I stay here I have issues. They clean the carpets at 10 at night right outside your door, they knowingly put you in rooms where the key cards don't work and the staff and manager are rude."

"Don't open the door too wide or Leo will escape!"