Michael Donovan

"$5.20 for a cup of coffee... you’re Stupidentsia if you think this is a good deal."

"Excellent place to go shark hunting."

"I thought it was a book store but it mostly had thick stacks of paper with words on them. I couldn’t find the book app anywhere. Super analog but it smelled funny like old paper"

"This is a great place to look cool to uncool passerby’s. Just order a coffee and wear your sunglasses while talking with your coffee-friend. Don’t eat their carbs unless you want to look like junk."

"I needed to respond to a text and used their parking lot. The pavement was extra solid. I like the lamppost. People were shopping here but I didn’t participate - I needed to text!"

"I came here for the latest internet challenge “drink antifreeze with drake song.” It’s a fun challenge the kids are doing. I did the challenge with autozone brand antifreeze and won! thanks AutoZone!"