"I once knew a tall and tan girl from here who strode like a samba. Unfortunately, we drifted apart. Later, I told a talented Brazilian guitarist about her. I wonder what happened to either of them."
Beach
· Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
9.5"I was lucky enough to land a ‘Memphis Belle’ at this airport. Not the plane."
International Airport
· Albuquerque, United States
7.1"Sherpas are heavier than I thought."
Mountain
· Moshi, Tanzania
8.0"I’ve never filled up on chips. But on a particular visit to this establishment, I came pretty close."
Tacos
· Houston, United States
8.7"When it comes to the sausage race, this year my money’s on the chorizo."
Baseball
· Milwaukee, United States
9.0"The retractable sunroof was manufactured by the same gentleman who did my tanning deck. In fact I referred him for the job."
Baseball
· Phoenix, United States
9.1