"Say no to the cheap lunch buffet. $5.99 for all you can eat, alongside a trip to the bathroom, is just not worth it. Order off the menu."
Vietnamese
· Lincoln, United States
"Make sure to ask for more towels whilst naked in a towel (wait, is he naked if he's in a towel?). Doesn't matter. Just do it. You will be rewarded."
Motel
· Lawrence, United States
"If you like China... AND you like food... you will love this place. Seriously the best Chinese food in Lincoln."
Chinese
· Lincoln, United States
8.4"A very mediocre high school."
High School
· Omaha, United States
"Come visit Sara and Dean. Sara will grab your ass, but hey, that's just how she says hello."
Bed and Breakfast
· Madrid, United States
"Knock on the door. Ask for Reginald."
Temple
· Lincoln, United States