"Upon further investigation, we believe this exhibit is an attempt by the humans to taunt us for our accident in 1947. Sheseh. Crash one spaceship, you never hear the end of it."
Public Art
· Amarillo, United States
8.1"This population center appears to be named to honor one of the most revered human musical elders, one Elvis Pretzel, known as The King. Inhabitants are presumably monarchists."
History Museum
· Kingman, United States
8.0"Popular ingestion station. Claiming "research," Mu and Nu gorged on "rippers" here until both spontaneously switched genders. Site now off limits by order of Interstellar Council."
Hot Dogs
· Tarzana, United States
8.6"Appears to be a location where non-human species of the planet are exhibited. Human species are exhibited on something called "Facebook." Humans enjoy petting non-humans but not the other way around."
Zoo
· San Diego, United States
9.4"The claim to be one of the premier scientific and educational facilities on this planet is called into question by lack of ABBA exhibit. Earth will never get into Intergalactic Council this way."
History Museum
· Washington, United States
8.7"The humans claim this is the "Happiest Place on Earth." Biometric survey led by Gamma has confirmed that this is true. Second happiest is the butter sculpture exhibit at the Iowa State Fair."
Amusement Park
· Anaheim, United States
9.5