The Rules of Meat Lab

Elliot: Mischief. Mayhem. Meat.

Elliot: The first rule of Meat Lab is: you do not talk about Meat Lab.

Elliot: The second rule of Meat Lab is: you do not talk about Meat Lab.

Elliot: Third rule of Meat Lab: someone yells 'closed,' they empty the case, they run out of meat, the sale is over.

Elliot: Fourth rule: only two bags to a customer.

Elliot: Fifth rule: one order at a time, customers.

Elliot: Sixth rule: no shirt, no shoes, no service.

Elliot: Seventh rule: lines will go on as long as they have to.

Elliot: And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first day at Meat Lab, you have to... meat?