John Meise

"If you have a phone with NFC then you can pay with it using Google Wa... Oh wait no you can't because all the sheetz took out their contactless payment terminals For absolutely no good reason!"

"Soft water, avoid showering here if possible."

"Soft water, avoid showering here if at all possible or you will never get the soap off."

"Don't pull into the gate before you take your paperwork up to the guard shack or you'll get an earful from an asshole."

"If you get here early, bug them about your shipment. Even if it is well before your appointment time , keep going in and keep checking."

"Soft water, avoid showering here if possible. And be sure to COMPLAIN about the soft water."