"If you're a stuck up vegan tree hugger hipster, welcome to your paradise."
Dive Bar
· Arlington, United States
8.7"What a gorgeous property! Deer grazing and flowers blooming. Aside from a couple minor, inconsequential cosmetic defects, a well-appointed room and very attentive staff. A steal at $110/night."
Hotel
· Tarrytown, United States
7.8"They've recently had a management 'reshuffling'. The long waits haven't been seen since. Stop by."
Coffee Shop
· Alexandria, United States
6.5"Burt Bacharach, Sting and the Police, (insert crappy 80's music), this is your dining soundtrack."
American
· Occoquan, United States
5.0