Theophilus London

"drink responsibly!"

"I eat next to mobsters; they’re all having meetings and sh*t while I’m eating. I make the best steak ever, but this one is pretty damn close."

"Oh man. You gotta talk to the owner Frank. Say ‘listen, Frank, I got a little hot date here, you gotta open up the back room for us.’ There’s a private room in the back with a private menu."