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"Don't eat for three days, then smoke a fat ass joint and eat as much prime time beefs as you can. Vomit in the bathroom and do it again - it's a buffet!"

"Tell people you are having coffee at the Hail Satan cafe, and they know exactly where you are partying. Awesome music - Concrete Blonde? Yes please."

"Get the Panang Noodles with the noodles on the side holy William shatner that is the way to do it. Then smoke a fattie and hang out with some hotties from the beer store. Great day SA you know!"

"This is a pretty awesome score! Not too pricy, everything has been awesome so far & the bubble teas are fantastic. There are also a lot of Vietnamese-speaking people eating here, so it must be good."

"Sit on the patio and you can sneak a toke behind the truck making tacos - no one will know! It's awesome to be sneaky. [ sneaks a toke ] heheheebehe"

"This place used to be the bomb, but it has fallen very far from the graces of the sushi Gods. Drive to Sushihanna around the corner. They are friendly and don't have a sommelier who is an asshole."