"A lot of shoeless pigmies pass through here at night chanting "goalposts are with us cash face" and then they fall onto squid based products"
Park
· Bristol, United Kingdom
8.6"Passed wind in the bar and rather than a turtles bay there was a little turtles head"
Caribbean
· Bristol, United Kingdom
6.5"One of the staff did a wee on my wife's colostomy bag then went "oooh goldust". Odd place"
Furniture and Home Store
· Bristol, United Kingdom
7.4"You're not allowed to enter the building dressed as a tree and the security do not take a liking to you trying to get in holding a small child's crossbow"
Supermarket
· Bristol, United Kingdom
5.7"We pulled up at the drive through and the guy serving punched my wife in the face and slowly ate a packet of Skittles whilst whining"
Fast Food
· Filton, United Kingdom
5.6"They sell amazing paintings of kestrel chicks and if you ask for David, he takes off his Roman costume and sings to a wounded pigeon"
Discount Store
· South Gloucestershire, United Kingdom
6.7