Nas Jackson

"Unfortunately I puked here yesterday and all the owner could do is slowly dress as a Herring and mock my family"

"The owner came to our table and did a deep slow fart. Put my daughter off her egg salad"

"The minotaur costume that you have to purchase and wear at the door is extreme but you do get to become a young hawk's balloon collection on exit"

"The problem was that the cleaning woman came out dressed as a prized Osprey from Rutland and actually asked my wife to produce a photo of two teenagers in a tent playing with black newts"

"A lot of shoeless pigmies pass through here at night chanting "goalposts are with us cash face" and then they fall onto squid based products"

"Passed wind in the bar and rather than a turtles bay there was a little turtles head"