Guy Incognito

"The staff here is so rude. Every time I come, they're all "who are you?" "How did you get in here?" "I'm calling the police!" Not welcoming at all!!"

"Try the sea salt vanilla ice cream."

"I used to think lifeguard tower 14 was a good place to hang out. I was so young and naive then. Clearly tower 15 is where it's at."

"Warning, they act like they've never even heard of Bitcoins, so don't try to use those here."

"The City of Kenmore is apparently in the city of Bothell. I had no idea."

"Amazing. You can buy processed dinosaur remains by the gallon."