jay

"Mayors get free poop on their sleeve. Go for it! Plus, you get free mind eraser next door at liquid, so check into both and have a buzzed poopy sleeve"

"This place is good for getting stank on your hang low... As long as it's Parma stank"

"Newly renovated rooms are nice. West wing is sort of a dump. Rate is very high for a best western, but you're paying for the geography. Probably 1 1/2 miles to downtown. Nothing nearby but video slots"

"Always get the drink of the month special... $3 for a 16oz heavy pour. Menu redone this year and food is pretty good. They still have fried bar food, but you have to ask."