Phat's Saved Places

Phat Buoy: Good place for cheap household supplies - good pet section

Phat Buoy: Fairly small and compact Sainsbury's - good place to pick up and emergency tea in town.

Phat Buoy: One of the most depressing and dingy Debenhams I've ever been in

Phat Buoy: Some good sale items - Esprit clothing at great prices.

Phat Buoy: Been back today - miserable service. Got overcharged. Owner is a prize bellend. Cheap cheese on pizza. Grease central. Like travelling back to the 80's.

Phat Buoy: Supposedly the smallest pub in the world! It ain't that small but it's quaint. Great for a beer by the water - outdoor seating

Phat Buoy: High quality fish and chips. Perfect after a walk on the pier. Outdoor seating too - can get busy at weekends!

Phat Buoy: Excellent views across the sea. Good for an ice cream on a hot summers day and some fresh sea air

Phat Buoy: Excellent park and ride. Low carbon building and regular buses every 10 mins. £1.50 all day

Phat Buoy: Average arena - acoustics and sound system ok. Attracts some world renowned acts but doesn't always fill out which makes for a poor atmosphere.

Phat Buoy: New arrangements for away fans. Rather than being given the whole of the lower tier of the Bridgford Stand, visiting supporters now on a section of the stand nearest the Brian Clough Stand

Phat Buoy: Great for a long walk. Look out for the squirrels- very take and will eat out of your hand

Phat Buoy: In 2011, key scenes from the Batman movie The Dark Knight Rises were filmed outside Wollaton Hall.The Hall was featured as the latest Wayne Manor. Great place for a walk - beautiful

Phat Buoy: Some great multibuy deals on small selection boxes. Great for stocking fillers at Christmas

Phat Buoy: Bog standard Next. Staff seem a bit distracted. Queue early for Boxing Day sales if you're sad enough - queue goes on for ages

Phat Buoy: Great place for a walk with your binoculars and a bag of feed for the birds. Tasty homemade soup and chunky bread in the Visitor Centre cafe

Phat Buoy: Great club - can get very busy at weekends with long queues. Great selection of rock/indie music

Phat Buoy: Known as "Arnie" to the locals, this colossus of a shopping centre used to be the go to destination Manchester before the Trafford Centre came along. Still worth a walk around at sale season

Phat Buoy: "That's the best cooked breakfast I've had since Gary Wilmot's wedding"

Phat Buoy: Britain has some of the safest roads in Europe, But this isn't Britain... Dis is Die Autobahn!

Phat Buoy: You got to have a basic grasp of Latin if you're working in..Curry's.

Phat Buoy: ‘In my mind God made Adam and Eve, he didn't make Adam and Steve.’

Phat Buoy: They feed beefburgers to swans

Phat Buoy: Ooooooooh Ladyboys

Phat Buoy: The temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down!

Phat Buoy: Do you like my cones? they are little ones i got them from a cycling test centre. My license is clean yours is dirrty, you have six points I've got two.....points

Phat Buoy: Do you want me to lapdance for you? Uuh-uh I want a second series"

Phat Buoy: "Lynn I'm not coming to your baptist church! They always get people when they're down."

Phat Buoy: "Smell my cheese, you mother!"

Phat Buoy: "Back of the net!"