Italian Restaurant · City Centre · 20 tips and reviews
Phat Buoy: And, can I have the same, please? But with different shaped pasta. What do you call those pasta in bows? Like a bow-tie, but miniature? Like an action man bow-tie."
St. Benedicts Garage, 9 Dereham Rd, Norwich, Norfolk
Wine Store · 3 tips and reviews
Phat Buoy: Ooh, that's a snazzy bouquet. Oh, this smells of, I don't know, basil. Sometimes you just want to say, sod all this wine, just give me a pint of mineral water
Phat Buoy: "Do you know what this bathroom says to me? Aqua. Which is French for water. It's like being inside an enormous Fox's Glacier Mint. Which, again, to me is a bonus."
The Garage, Red (MediaCityUK), Salford Quays, Greater Manchester
Gourmet Store · 26 tips and reviews
Phat Buoy: Waitrose missed a trick here - all the posh BBC Execs will be creaming their jeans over Booths now on the Virgin Express back to Euston. North 1 South 0
Phat Buoy: Free Entry. Excellent museum for all ages housed in a modern building with stunning architecture. Don't forget to check out the viewing platform. Good cafe
Phat Buoy: Solid gig venue. Great place to watch up and coming bands just before they go "stadium". Consistently average to good acoustics in unremarkable settings
Phat Buoy: Seems to be the most "chatty" of the Academy venues. Quite a long room makes it difficult to judge best spot between the hardcore at the front and the scenesters chatting at the back.
Phat Buoy: Great to lace to relax at lunchtime. Check out the screenfiekds cinema listings for upcoming events at: http://www.skiddle.com/whats-on/Manchester/Screenfields/
Phat Buoy: Sift through used condoms and McDonalds wrappers to get to the oily sand. Why not ride an ill-kept donkey too and contribute to animal abuse?