James Mackintosh

"Amazeballs. Get the chicken in a waffle."

"Got the himalaya, Vegas, volcano, and acupolco rolls. Amazing. Highly recommend this place. Apparently there's a buy one roll get one free thing, was not aware!"

"$10 minimum for credit/debit"

"They STILL carry the News and Observer?!?!?! How DARE they carry the most popular local newspaper in a corporate coffee chain? I'm gonna write three tips about my continued nonsensical outrage!!!!!!!!"

"Cash only? Look, bojangles takes visa. It's 2013. And why does it take you an hour to tear tickets? Dafuq??"

"Hot tip: the $3 pint night really means "$3 pint for any of the first five brews on the list, which all suck." So if you order 4 beers and expect a $12 tab, don't be shocked when it's thirty."