matt chou

"Go early to avoid flower basket toting high heeled tourists."

"Free wifi, nerd explosion, shiny things. This must be heaven"

"Fancy mall, sweet dome, good for making out under and such"

"Seafood pasta and live jazz, old school all the way"

"Best neapolitan pizza. Get the clean margarita pizza with an egg. Some lamb tongue, a pasta and dessert. If you don't get laid, you got other more important things to worry about."

"Deep dish, really crusty pizza. If you like cornmeal, go for it."