Error Malfunction

"The atmosphere is obnoxiously corporate "psychedelic" and the staff is young and inexperienced, but the food is great however. Get it to go and trip at home."

"Woah! The $1 enchiladas on Thursday's are huge!"

"The water's really not that clean."

"It's Starbucks, if you've been in one, you've been in them all."

"Try the absitnence."

"Man this place sucks, avoid at all costs. If a weekly N.A. meeting is considered a "change of scenery & a way to look at chicks" you know you've hit bottom."