Jordan McCullough

"This is what you'll see from the parking lot. To the left is a lovely shoreline, and to the right are a series of coves to swim and explore."

"The sandwiches are great, the regulars are great, the staff is great, and there's SO MANY GAMES: Billiards, Darts, board games, card games. Heck, there's even a HUGE Janga tower out back by the fire."

"If the floors weren't sticky and dirty enough to suit your needs, the blow-up sex-dolls will really knock you for a whirl. (Yeah, I'm not kidding about the latter... Really disgusting)"

"I wouldn't know. The tea seems good, but I'm betting the lattes are better. I've also heard they make a fine glass of hot Coco ;)"

"I highly recommend Warwick Longbay. It's arguably the best beach in all of Bermuda! You can relax on the beach or explore the nearby coves."