Roy Castle

"Have you forgotten what a white dog shite looks like? Here's your Jobby walk of discovery."

"Miserable, unhelpful cunt staff. Won't ever go back here - would get more satisfaction being given a curly slash."

"Ever pondered what deprivation and poverty look like in the flesh? Want to see folks shopping in white pyjamas with a squelchy skid mark to put you off your dinner? Tesco Maryhill."

"Pompous and crass - just like the "Great" in Britain. It's an ugly bridge with a dark history. Maybe the Eu should lay claim to it and rile up brexiteers. Thank you."

"Staff a bit brash and lacking in basic civility."

"Ah - the coffee shop to leave your lover whilst dashing in a train to London. Nice coffee , friendly staff and a dose a heartbreak."