Brian Brucklacher

"NEVER forget your earbuds. Last time they played Kid Rock."

"Count your wings and check your bill. They shorted me two wings, told me the fries came free with my wings, and then charged my 4 bucks for fries."

"For someone who hates potatoes, these were the best potatoes ever."

"Don't order a wrap. You'll end up with a mayonnaise wrap with a few sprinkles of meat and lettuce for condiments."