Ralph Waldo

"They will get your order wrong and then blame it on loud music. No shit; turn the music down. "Seasoned fries" are completely unseasoned--not even any salt. Not sure how this place is a pub."

"This is my third time here. Each time they are "short-staffed" with three employees and say the two cars ahead of me will cause an extra hour wait. I don't know what I was expecting."

"Try the sorghum!"

"What are the odds that every cashier here has down syndrome?"

"The swiss mushroom burger is crap. The mushrooms taste like canned, jelly mushrooms and gravy. Pre-war, probably."

"Tobias is Queen Mary!"