Sritej Attaluri

"The food is good but I tried to pronounce an item on the menu with a French accent and the waitress hit me on the head with a large wooden spoon and said "NO OMELETTE DU FROMAGE FOR YOU""

"There's a drink called the B.B.C. Get it."

"I appreciate the complex well-selected toppings, the soft crust, the two cute little extra slices they gift on top of your pizza, and how the unnecessarily loud music drowns out my existential dread."

"I didn't appreciate this place until my junior year, at which point I lost control and ate here every single day to the point where they invented a punch card just for me. BTW, the mini is enough."

"First time was 4/20/18 on a date. I'd smoked at 4:20 AM and was still high so I slept on my date's lap while on a bench in the middle of the gardens. She didn't mind. THAT'S how beautiful it is here."

"I keep hearing about the "bad decisions" that my friends make on Triple Rock Thursdays, but I haven't made any myself. But then again, I wouldn't remember, would I."