Michael Patrick McNamara

"The seafood"

"The food and service were excellent. The Steak Diane is delicious!"

"This place was super weird. Like a backwoods Long Island. But good Stromboli."

"Come for the shipwreck, stay for the shark attacks."

"The sausage, egg and cheese is the best in the neighborhood. The roll is fresh and buttered, the eggs light and tasty, and the link sausage is split and perfectly spiced. Excellent old school meal."

"Don't talk to anyone that looks like they just got back from a Juggalo gathering."