Taylor Vaughn

"If you're eating, don't sit on the patio, people will just stand around you and blow smoke in your face."

"This place is ridiculously hard to find, there's no sign out front expect for where it is painted on the door. They also have closed unexpectedly and there is no way to contact them over the phone."

"Unless you have an extra thirty minutes to wait, don't bother coming here."

"The vending machine only costs 50 cents!"