Try a great glass of wine or a Turkey Bacon Swiss Panini if you don't like that we have Deli Sandwiches with your choice of ham, turkey, roast beef, or salami
I knew a man with the nickname Sparky during my time in Polynesia. We called him that because he was a scrappy fellow, and also because he was a pyromaniac.
Never come on Monday. Unless you want to hear Wobble, Cupid Shuffle, Boot Scoot Boogie and the Macarena all in a row. Terrible terrible music. An awful excuse of a gay bar.