Abby Carney

"Half price admission until 8 am and after 8 pm, but it's worth the extra 2 euros to go another time, because you'll still have to fight for room in your lane, but it's slightly less crowded."

"Stray far from the chai latte. It tastes like hot water with cinnamon sprinkled on top. Über ickfest."

"Poor selection of produce, but they've got the basics. You can't use your bank card on purchases under 5 euros. There's always cute dogs sitting outside. Pet them."

"Adorably sweet barista who will make you feel right at home. Reliable Internet, and get on that cheesecake. It's fluffy and oh so good. Also good for dog stalking."

"On a budget? Get the Chardonnay. It's the cheapest thing on the entire menu."

"15 min of free wifi. Booyah."