Albus Dumbledore

"There product's are the best in the world. From powerful anti-vis concoctions, simmering brawn serums, to simple H2O. Always top quality potions. Ask for the house special, I can slough off skin!"

"If you know, then I need not say anything other then, 'Cheers!' If you don't know then I say unto you, 'Those seen dancing were thought insane, by those who could not hear the music."

"I get high but my feet never leave the ground!"

"This is an evil place, its full of evil creatures and foul magics. Tread carefully and be cautious, there are far worse fates then death at this place."

"$1 to look at it, $2 to touch it, $3 for me to touch yours, $5 for a h-j, $10 for a b-j, and $15 for a z-j."

"Walmart is the best! I love that they are open 24/7 and I love that five finger discount! Great store! Just like an ugly chick, it's a lot better the more alcohol you have in you."