"There's just one room with plenty of soft core anime porn, the others are normal but best of all the waitresses are in French maid's outfits."
"Amazing massages at ridiculous prices. Go. Now."
"Delicious! Bloody Maria's are strong, drink slowly. The coffee is strong as well, very good. They need to lose the pink pillows outside though."
"New wifi password 65979106"
"The cold mu'er will burn your face off!"